i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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