I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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