I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.