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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.

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• (646): View more from New York

  still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  The problem with that is that my car has been stolen

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• (627): View more from California

  Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (786): View more from Florida

  I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.

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• (27): View more from South Africa

  You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller

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