Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.