Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(904): View more from Florida

btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets

(1-904): View more from Florida

i wish i had your life

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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(586): View more from Michigan

We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here

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(260): View more from Indiana

He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.

(317): View more from Indiana

I know, she tried to drink it

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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks

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(928): View more from Arizona

It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album

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