I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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