Can i not drive my cunt home
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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