I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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