Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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