found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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