It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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