When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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