If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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