Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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