So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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