who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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