Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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