It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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