it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
we should paint friendship bongs
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