yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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