He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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