I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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