love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
