Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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