its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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