no, he came in my armpit
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though