rhymes with "ouble enetration"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
whose parrot is this?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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