Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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