North Korea, Best Korea!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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