just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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