You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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