She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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