covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Drake has all the answers
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
