They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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