Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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