gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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