So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
