i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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