Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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