She is in my trunk
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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