I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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