He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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