I need help removing her.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
i out mim tonsoeep
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