Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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