My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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