He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
True college students do jello shots in the library
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