Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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