I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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