Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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