i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
should my penis look like a turkey
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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