quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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