Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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