So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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