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I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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