I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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