that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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