pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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